You do not exist!
Long time ago, perhaps a few thousand years, there was a Guru who lived with his few disciples in his Ashram located in the middle of a wild forest. This forest happened to be a part of a large kingdom ruled by a kind king. The Guru had made a few rules for the inmates of his Ashram and was very strict about them being followed to a tee. No one was to flout any of them at any cost. He was merciless! The Guru treated everyone alike. Be it the king, a minister, a casual visitor or his own disciples - all received the same cold treatment. He cared for nothing in return. It was for precise this reason that even the king tried to avoid visiting this Ashram. However, he ensured to do his duty as a king to supply whatever was needed in the ashram with all due respect and kindness. The Guru's hostile behaviour was known not only to the people of this kingdom, but also to all the neighbouring states. People of all ranks and classes, highest to lowest, preferred a safe distance from the Ash...